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I believe it.

I believe it.

sharped0:

beyonceofmysticfalls:

Imagine the middle child wandering by herself onto your aisle at Walmart.

ok but what about the youngest child? ‘human being’ sounds like she’s secretly a reptilian and is trying very hard to convince everyone she isnt.

sharped0:

beyonceofmysticfalls:

Imagine the middle child wandering by herself onto your aisle at Walmart.

ok but what about the youngest child? ‘human being’ sounds like she’s secretly a reptilian and is trying very hard to convince everyone she isnt.

(Source: withoutyourwalls)

The sorites paradox (/srtz/; sometimes translated as the paradox of the heap) is a paradox that arises from vague predicatesA typical formulation involves a heap of sand, from which grains are individually removed. Under the assumption that removing a single grain does not turn a heap into a non-heap, the paradox is to consider what happens when the process is repeated enough times: is a single remaining grain still a heap? Or are even no grains at all a heap? If not, when did it change from a heap to a non-heap?

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joshreads:

"Ok, we need a local angle on this story. Ideas?"

joshreads:

"Ok, we need a local angle on this story. Ideas?"

nezua:

ghdos:

BRUHHHHHH. Do you fucking see this?

Resistance.

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unamusedsloth:

NYPD escorting a raccoon out of a beauty salon

unamusedsloth:

NYPD escorting a raccoon out of a beauty salon

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allthestarsonyourceiling:

Last night I went to Starbucks and when the guy finished my drink, he bent down and wispered, “Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle.” I just smiled and took my drink, and while I was leaving I heard the other worker saying: “WOULD YOU STOP TELLING PEOPLE THAT, NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR INSPERATIONAL SHIT!” and the guy responded with, “Gurl, there is no way in hell I am letting you dull my sparkle.” 

Oh my god. 

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