- when girls absent-mindedly twiddle or plait their hair
- when you compliment a girl on some thing and their face just Lights Up
- when a girl does the Hair Thing you know when they pick their hair up and put it to the side and mess it around it makes me gay
- when a girl is really passionate about something and they get so happy when they talk about the thing and you could just listen for hours
- early morning voice?? SIGN ME UP??
- when girls just randomly outta the blue compliment you on something because they’re angels
- when a girl is laughing really hard and just can’t stop and is just the definition of angelic
- when a girl is just like,,, so kind,,, what did I do to deserve them
- girls
- girls make me gay
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a list of things that make me Extra Gay
a list of things that make me Extra Gay
- when girls absent-mindedly twiddle or plait their hair
- when you compliment a girl on some thing and their face just Lights Up
- when a girl does the Hair Thing you know when they pick their hair up and put it to the side and mess it around it makes me gay
- when a girl is really passionate about something and they get so happy when they talk about the thing and you could just listen for hours
- early morning voice?? SIGN ME UP??
- when girls just randomly outta the blue compliment you on something because they’re angels
- when a girl is laughing really hard and just can’t stop and is just the definition of angelic
- when a girl is just like,,, so kind,,, what did I do to deserve them
- girls
- girls make me gay
a list of things that make me Extra Gay
- when girls absent-mindedly twiddle or plait their hair
- when you compliment a girl on some thing and their face just Lights Up
- when a girl does the Hair Thing you know when they pick their hair up and put it to the side and mess it around it makes me gay
- when a girl is really passionate about something and they get so happy when they talk about the thing and you could just listen for hours
- early morning voice?? SIGN ME UP??
- when girls just randomly outta the blue compliment you on something because they’re angels
- when a girl is laughing really hard and just can’t stop and is just the definition of angelic
- when a girl is just like,,, so kind,,, what did I do to deserve them
- girls
- girls make me gay
“you shouldn’t be attracted to girls.”
ok but consider the following:
- girl hair
- girl thighs
- girl moans
- girl moans
- girl moans
- GIRL
- MOANS
- girl moans ok
ideal date: my head on a pretty girl’s lap while she plays with my hair
Or alternatively: a pretty girl’s head on my lap while I play with her hair
ideal date: mutual hair fondling
ideal date: my head on a pretty girl’s lap while she plays with my hair
Or alternatively: a pretty girl’s head on my lap while I play with her hair
and then: giving head to the pretty girl while she holds your hair for you
In 10 years if I’m not on the beach cracking a cold one with the love of my life watching our dogs play in the water I’m going to be very disappointed.
Brown Eyes
I’ve always romanticized
Blue eyes,
Each one different:
Pools of ice streaked
With sky and the sea
Dotted in each
Iris.
But your eyes,
They were brown.
Muddy with silken
Strands of gold
Fanning out from
Black pupils,
Each a glassy window
Into a soul
So full of something
Unknown.
I saw flowers in your
Chest
And roses in your lungs.
Each silence was
Eloquent when you
Were in the room,
A million puzzle piece thoughts
That you never said
But I felt them
Nonetheless.
You were full of black
Cracks that leaked
A light I couldn’t
Understand,
Your mystery a sweet
Symphony to my ears;
I grow so tired
Of open books
And yellowed pages.
It was a second,
A smile on your dry lips,
And suddenly,
The color of the earth
Seemed so much
More beautiful.
ideal date: my head on a pretty girl’s lap while she plays with my hair
Or alternatively: a pretty girl’s head on my lap while I play with her hair
either way…
- Buy lace underwear and model it around at home. You’re a goddess, own it.
- Realize the fact that if somebody can’t see your virtues doesn’t it mean you don’t have them.
- Pamper yourself. Fill the bathtub with hot water, throw in a bath bomb, jump in, play some music and enjoy. Exfoliate your skin, wash your hair, use a hair mask. Don’t dare to leave the bathroom till you’ve polished every single inch of your body. Try to polish your soul too.
- Remember situations you faced in the past. Realize they’re not a big deal anymore. That bad anxiety you had two months ago suddenly seem so small you might just want to laugh for being so silly, and now it’s over all those tears you cried are the most pointless thing ever. This will happen over and over again, so next time you face a problem remember in a year from now it will be insignificant.
- Go for a walk on your own. Walk aimlessly without a finish line. Come back home when you’re tired, no need to hurry.
- Doodle. Maybe you think you’re doing not so great at living but your watercolors skills are still on point.
- Buy yourself flowers. This one needs no explanation.
- Clean bed sheets are always a good idea.
- Stare at yourself in a mirror after a long nap and admire how glowing, beautiful and dreamy your face looks. Naps work wonders.
- In fact, stare at yourself on a mirror daily. Each time compliment on something. Maybe today you like your hair but don’t enjoy the shape of your lips, but that’s ok because tomorrow you’ll be delighted at how cute your smile is even tho your hair might be a mess. Learn to love you.
- Bake cookies just to eat with your fingers the remaining cookie dough. Everybody knows that’s the best part of baking.
- Forgive yourself.
